Today’s Newspaper (Deccan Chronicle) article reads ‘PYT’S Ahead Drive carefully’

Who are these PYT’S you may ask....’pretty young things’ dear friends.

These femme fatales are causing fatal accidents on the roads to all those ‘young at heart’ male drivers by distracting their driving....actually senses..hehe

Then the article talks about a survey conducted by uswitch.com that claims that almost 50% increase in road accidents are due to these fatal PYT’s.

Well…well...a major problem for the traffic police!

The main reason why PYT’s are able to distract men are just not because they are PYT’s walking down the street, but because they are PYT’s in PLHD’s (pretty lil HOT dresses).hehe

The survey says that the PYT’s are embracing western clothing even in conservative cities like Hyderabad that used to see PYT’s only in Salwars at one time.. a great new problem for the already messy traffic here!

I remember the day when I was standing near a bus stop that was crowded by these PYT’s during my college days. Of course! I wasn’t belonging to there genre, was more like a nerd in those days....

Then came a guy, zooming on his bike. His dress was fanciful; I must say…he looked more like a racer, or rocker or just some young guy aping the west. His crazy Bike halted before the PYT’S and roared and exhaled smoke as he kept accelerating… the guy surely wanted to be noticed by them. Then the inevitable happened….The bike rose on it’s rear wheel like a mad horse that was possessed and then…THUD!.. BANG!!.. CRASH!!!……..

Well…poor guy, the PYT’s walked away saying what a show off...

I really felt pity for this guy. Now, I can imagine how much he must have pestered his parents for that crazy bike, how much he must have practiced for the stunts, how much he must have spent on his wardrobe, his gelled hair. how many times he must have questioned the mirror on the wall…Tch! Tch!

We cannot stop PYT’S from crossing our streets or crazy bikers from performing stunts. My suggestion to the Traffic police is to put up a traffic sign board near all important PYT’S Colleges and zones saying...

‘PYT’S AHEAD...ENTER ZONE AT YOUR OWN RISK’…HAHAHAHA...

Pic-http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2006/10/029_16_photograph_243x153.jpg