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Monday 6 October, 2008
 08:52 | 20/May/2008 |  21 Comment(s)
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HELP! MY ROOM INVADED...

 

 

 

 

My room has been invaded..not by aliens..not by vampire mosquitoes, but by a little boy! He came to spend his summer hols in my room..well..well..It’s not that I don’t like little boys… they are cute but DIFFERENT from lil girls for sure!

This lil intruder is 9 years of age and tells me he is 18,but without a mousch...hehe

 

Ok..so this boy sits on my favourite reclining chair till midnight and has taken over my tv..he watches these silly cartoons,not the Walt Disney ones,but the more crude Japanese ones,Pokemon and Shinshen.He makes me sit through them all,if I ‘miss’ them on purpose he hunts me down and  makes me listen to the entire story of Shinshen, a naughty boy cartoon and then tells me ‘shinshen bahut accha bacha hai’..whatever!

 

First Shinshen and then he moved on to Bandar and blue cat cartoons and then of course the VIDEO GAMES..God help! He told me a list of games he loves to play,more of the violent kinds.when I told him that I  was not interested,he enlightened me that there are games for gals too and he would teach me....hahaha..NO NEED THANKS..!!!

 

Then I casually asked him about his class mates and he said they form the ‘masti gang’ in his class and he is the LEADER.His recreation is to punch lil girls in his class and loves to make them cry! Ohhhhhhhh GODDDDD!!!

 

This reminds me of a famous Rhyme-

 

Georgie Porgie pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play,
Georgie Porgie ran away.

 

A nursery rhyme whose lyrics, origins and history reflected the battle of the sexes

 

I wish he would rather be like Georgie Porgie and Kiss the girls and not ‘KICK’ the girls to make them cry,,,hehehehe

 

 

 

Not enough, when Im watching any movie and the villain is chasing the heroine and the hero is chasing the villain ,he screams ,shouts and cheers and wishes that the villain gives a punch to the heroine! SHOCKING!!!! HAHAHA..

 

Im sure this lil boy will surely love ONLY girls when he is a little older..atleast I wish he does..

Right now he is still on my favourite chair,watching cartoons and slurping the second bowl of icecream ..lick lick slurp slurp…HELP!!!

 

 

This famous nursery rhyme ,I would like to dedicate to all naughty lil boys and sweet lil girls

 

 

What are little boys made of?
Snips and snails, and puppy dogs tails
That's what little boys are made of !"
What are little girls made of?
"Sugar and spice and all things nice
That's what little girls are made of!"

 

 

 

www.famousquotes.me.uk/nursery _rhymes(rhymes,gifs)

www.themomblogs.com (pic)The lyrics of the rhyme 'what are little boys made of and its origins and history  of 'snips'

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