ME..Calling the mobile service to complain about bad service..

ME dials IN ANGRY MOOD…..

Computer generated voice (CGV)- welcome to the ‘BEST ‘ mobile network service

To listen in Regional language press 1

To listen in English press 2

To listen in Hindi press 3

Me presses 2

CGV-For account information press 1

          For exciting offers for the day press 2

          For excellent GPRS services press 3

          For Fantastic Recharge coupons press 4

          For Filmy ringtones press 5

           For joke of the day press 6

           For talking to your friendly cutomer care press 7

           For escaping to language option press 8

            For Marvellous MMS services press 9

            For return to main menu press 10

WHAT?...ME LOSES TRACK..what do I press?

CGV- sorry your TIME IS RUN OUT..unable to process request..HAVE A NICE DAY….LINE CUTS………………

GRRRRRRRR…NICE DAY?

Where the hell is the complaint cell?

Finally I repeat the entire process and Im lucky to get a ‘friendly’ customer service.(CS).

CS- Good morning..how can I assist u?

ME- hello I am unable to activate internet on mobile..please help me.

After sec..minutes..that seem likes years …..

CS- SORRY..I will transfer you to activation cell..HOLD THE LINE..

ME GOES- HELOO HELOOOOOOOO…

CS2- Good morning..how can I assist u?

After the REPEAT of my woe story…

CS2- Sorry you will have to go to the main menu dial 123 and then press * then #

Then you must dial 4567 for hand set settings department..HAVE A NICE DAY!..

WHAT??? GRRRRRRRRRRR…………IM DRAINED FRUSTRATED..ANGRY….

After starting all over again..I finally reach HAND SETTINGS department..

CS3- Please set your hand settings manually..

First go to main menu….go to tools..then press settings…then go to connection settings..

ME- hello..hello..plzz can u be slow..

CS3..then go to access points..then press configurations..then TYPE..HY….line cuts…..

ME- HELLO..HELLOOOOOOOO

Sorry we are unable to process your request..try again later..HAVE A NICE DAY from India’s BEST mobile service..

GRRRRRRRRRRRRR……. 

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