I happened to visit an exhibition one ‘fine’ day with my girl gang.We were looking forward to having lots of fun and soon enough we saw a man screaming in his microphone,inviting people to visit his very clever,fortune teller ‘American donkey’ as he called it.

This surely sounded amusing and we wanted to see what this donkey was all about…donkeys are not known for their intelligence..are they?

We bought tickets of Rs5/- per head and entered the arena of the mysterious donkey.

The donkey owner made all of us stand in a circle and led his donkey in the middle..The donkey was completely ‘white’ in colour..nothing like the usual grey ones..perhaps it was an albino or suffering from some skin disease..and this guy conveniently called it the ‘American Donkey’..hahaha..

Noticing we were all girls,the donkey owner made up quiet an act asking the donkey to tell which one of us would get the richest husband in our group. 

The donkey nodded like it knew it all and slowly started moving in a circle and finally stopped near one friend of mine,who was sooo happy with the ‘prediction’ that she couldn’t stop smiling and I thought she would at once hug the ‘American donkey’ ..hehe

The next prediction would be the one who would get the most good looking husband.All the girls waited anxiously as the donkey nodded and moved in circles and finally stopped near another friend, who blushed and blushed..while we all sighed…sigh ..sigh !!!

Then the donkey also ‘predicted’ who would go abroad amongst us,who would have a sweet mother in law,who would get married first and on and on..

But you know what ? I observed that the donkey always ‘missed’ stopping near me..I started feeling nervous..well…I mean what about ME? Was my fate doomed?( I started believing the donkey ..Goshhhhhh!!!!)

 Just when I was getting worried about my fate,the questions were all done and the donkey stopped right in front of me…..and…..it PEEEEEEEEEEEED….YES IT DID…on my shoes and my dress…yucccccccccccckkkkkkk…!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was soooo shocked that I stood numb while people rolled in laughter…yeah….you bet I was humiliated and hurt but then…I just laughed away telling people that it was the donkey’s ‘blessings’ and Peeeing on me meant I was to get a husband who was rich,handsome,charming..etc etc..all in one..I was the luckiest of all....I declared!!! Hehehe..(poor me) ..

So dear friends ,I  love you all and I am your well wisher..so if any of you are visiting such crapy exhibitions..plzzzzzzzzzzz beware of the ‘donkey’s blessings’ hehehehe..

( written for public concern) hahaha..

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